Heyy.. i would...

Resimay


To hoom it mei kansern,

I waunt to aply for the job what I saw in the

paper.

I cant taip realee quik wit one finggar and do

sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am

a pepole person, Pepole really seam to

respond to me well. Certain women and all

the menn.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I

offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can diskas wat

you want to pay me and wat you think that I

am wort,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse

fore yore anser.

Hopfuly yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

lotty

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short -

below is a pickture of me.

From FB upload

Employer's response:

Dear Lotty ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell checker.

See you Monday....

Guess what i stumbled upon on you tube...

I was browsing through the Bruneian videos on you tube and saw this... it never gets old... plus the guy who recorded the whole thing starting running and laughing just as the Indian dude started to sing that shit was hilarious... LoL

LEXUS!! 2 For 1

Didn't you ever wish that you could get a Lexus? Well here's your Chance A Shop near Kiarong Is offering you a once in a life time opportunity... You could get not only A Lexus but Two Lexus for the Price of one.. for less then thousands of dollars normally associated with Lexus..If you think i'm lying.. here's a picture (Nabil happily posing in front of the spectacular bargain). Cheers!!

(WARNING content contains Stupidity)

pick ups... (Old Post)

-Before anything to anybody who's gonna type "dude ur always lame" or "bila ko inda lame?" up yours!! alright hahahah and who the hell would take my tips seriously??? what i'm about to write is what my friend made up.. okay because we stupid like that...  

-You need to have an e-mail  

-you need to have a hobby or something which you normally do 

-You need to have a big ass can of confidence!!  

-You need to have a name  

Alright... This is very practical and easy to use no gimmicks no nothing alright! 

Step one - Build up confidence and approach target The first line... hey! (your name) is my name 

The second line... (hobby) is my game 

The third line... Want to know me well? 

The fourth and last line.. Add my e-mail!  

Step two wait for target to ask for email.. You see it's simple.... and it rhymes see....  

!!!! (_I_) !!!  

The line in action... 

Me- "Hey gurl!!" "Adib is my name!!" "and basketball is my game!!" "You want to know me well??" "Add my e-mail!!!" 

Gurl- "Wow your so cool!!!! Adib pls let me have your e-mail!!" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha 

M.A kiss this (_I_)!!